Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3067902 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10226 on:** December 28, 2018, 03:54:44 PM »

Trump thinks he is a big wheel.

Is that his only excuse for running in circles?

NTRebel · « **Reply #10227 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:14:43 PM »

He ain't a big wheel he's just a little cog in a big bucket of the proverbial.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10228 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:21:55 PM »

More like an idler pulley with a loose belt.

If I was a unicorn, he is the first person I would head-butt.

NTRebel · « **Reply #10229 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:25:07 PM »

He's not worth headbutting Kev cos --it splatters.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10230 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:30:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10231 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:32:57 PM »

One day, he will be a complete wit.

He is half way there already.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10232 on:** December 28, 2018, 05:26:59 PM »

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job over seventeen years ago,
he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10233 on:** December 28, 2018, 05:44:59 PM »

On tonights News.

Hot Cross buns are already on the shelves in Melbourne supermarkets.

Bloody ridiculous! What's next? Xmas trees and decorations for sale in March??

NTRebel · « **Reply #10234 on:** December 28, 2018, 05:57:52 PM »

No they come in February.

« **Reply #10235 on:** December 28, 2018, 06:16:05 PM »

Why's it ridiculous? Supply and demand. I love criss cross buns. No one's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to buy them. You don't want them, don't buy them. Kinder surprises are out all year. What's the difference?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10236 on:** December 29, 2018, 12:46:52 AM »

Crazy weather here again, was 26 yesterday, and has now been raining steadily for the past 3 hours.
Not heavy, but persistant.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10237 on:** December 29, 2018, 04:40:10 AM »

It's a good thing that fuel prices have dropped recently.

People who live in their cars can now almost afford to drive them.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10238 on:** December 29, 2018, 09:11:00 AM »

United States no longer requires Daylight Savings.

Trump has already put the clock back 75 years.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10239 on:** December 29, 2018, 03:16:21 PM »

Two hunters were dragging a dead deer by the antlers.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer by the back legs."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
The other added... "Yeah, but we're getting further away from our truck!"

Flip · « **Reply #10240 on:** December 29, 2018, 03:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Shillas on December 24, 2018, 10:25:12 PM

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN OLDER LADY. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON!!.

Flip - still sober

Merry Christmas to you all.

Flip · « **Reply #10241 on:** December 29, 2018, 04:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 29, 2018, 09:11:00 AM

United States no longer requires Daylight Savings.

Trump has already put the clock back 75 years.

THAT'S OK BY ME !!!

KILLary and her bunch of lying, greedy, back-stabbing, (must be careful here how I describe that ugly, old whore) would have followed the ideas of the malfunctioning #44 ( bath house barry )
and had us all in a full on shooting war months ago !!!

Wonder if there's a bounty been offered somewhere on the 'dark web' for someone to blow that ugly, lying old whore's head off ????????

Even at US$2 it would be worth taking !!!!!

Flip - - still running free - but banned from 'faceplate'

Shillas · « **Reply #10242 on:** December 29, 2018, 05:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Flip on December 29, 2018, 04:11:50 PM

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 29, 2018, 09:11:00 AM
United States no longer requires Daylight Savings.

Trump has already put the clock back 75 years.

THAT'S OK BY ME !!!

KILLary and her bunch of lying, greedy, back-stabbing, (must be careful here how I describe that ugly, old whore) would have followed the ideas of the malfunctioning #44 ( bath house barry )
and had us all in a full on shooting war months ago !!!

Wonder if there's a bounty been offered somewhere on the 'dark web' for someone to blow that ugly, lying old whore's head off ????????
Even at US$2 it would be worth taking !!!!!

Flip - - still running free - but banned from 'faceplate'

Good to see objective, political and non controversial commentary on the site Flip.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10243 on:** December 29, 2018, 06:32:59 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10244 on:** December 29, 2018, 10:23:20 PM »

If a Mormon was selected as US president, would ALL of his wives be referred to as the First Lady?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10245 on:** December 29, 2018, 10:27:47 PM »

I asked my wife what she wanted as a birthday present.

'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.'

I bought her a pack of playing cards.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10246 on:** December 30, 2018, 12:40:37 PM »

Adult education in Mexico has increased dramatically in the past two years.

Of particular interest are the training classes for tunnel construction.

Many people have also taken up new sporting activities like pole-vaulting, rock wall climbing and swimming.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10247 on:** December 30, 2018, 12:48:14 PM »

Did you hear about the blonde who dyed her hair red, because its easier to spell.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10248 on:** December 30, 2018, 12:53:02 PM »

I heard about a blonde who had the nickname 'Doorknob'

Seems that almost everybody had given her a turn.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10249 on:** December 30, 2018, 01:16:26 PM »

It's cheaper to wash your own laundry, than it is to get married and expect her to do it for you.

Also, if you get married and order home delivered Pizza, you are aware that you will only get a half serve?

News:

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