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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10250 on: December 30, 2018, 01:19:13 PM »
Theres a huge difference between a man with a hangover, and a woman with an overhang.
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« Reply #10251 on: December 30, 2018, 01:28:28 PM »
Founded in 1789, the United States of America is the most successful nation in the history of the world,
and has been a beacon of democracy and opportunity for over 200 years.
Headquartered in Washington, D.C., the United States is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation,
and is heavily endorsed by Google.
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« Reply #10252 on: December 30, 2018, 01:32:35 PM »
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that little Johnny had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?," gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three other girls helped me catch him and hold him down."
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« Reply #10253 on: December 30, 2018, 09:03:41 PM »
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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« Reply #10254 on: December 30, 2018, 11:20:31 PM »
17 here after a top of 23 earlier


HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA !!! 

It was warmer  than that getting on the aircraft at Tan Son Nhat - think it was about 25C, at about 1930hrs - then there was an extra 1/2 hr so the flight crew could swim across the tarmac and get to the aircraft !!! 

Flip - - - now freezing my butt off in Perth,  W.A. - - - -    AGAIN !!!!!

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SUNNY PERTH ?????????        o:)
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« Reply #10255 on: December 31, 2018, 02:48:19 PM »
I get no respect from my dog.

He keeps barking at the front door.

He don't want to go out, he wants me to leave.

Come to think of it, my ex used to do the same thing.

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« Reply #10256 on: December 31, 2018, 05:11:12 PM »
Down at the beach today I asked this girl what her new year's resoltion is? She said "screw you", so I am pretty excited for 2019.  Hope you have a good one too Kev.



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I toned it down from what I posted on facebook hoping to avoid the norty corner.
 
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« Reply #10257 on: December 31, 2018, 06:15:21 PM »
Thanks Bodø. All the best, mate.
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« Reply #10258 on: December 31, 2018, 06:44:33 PM »
Heading for the foreshore shortly myself. Not to enquire what others resolutions are tho,  :grin just to watch the fireworks.
They usually have a pretty good display here each year, one at 9.30, and one at midnight.
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« Reply #10259 on: December 31, 2018, 06:51:17 PM »
... not to enquire what others resolutions are tho...

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« Reply #10260 on: December 31, 2018, 06:55:47 PM »
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« Reply #10261 on: December 31, 2018, 09:46:29 PM »
Another great fireworks display here, 10pm until 10.15.

Pity that the trees near the launch site caught fire!
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« Reply #10263 on: January 01, 2019, 12:12:40 AM »
Want to see fire works,

Sit across the road from a pub, bound to be a fight and cops soon.
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« Reply #10264 on: January 01, 2019, 01:48:17 AM »
You realise that you are a slave to Technology when you ask your GPS for directions to your nearest Maccas, even tho it's just 3 blocks away, and this is the 6th time in the past 30 days that you have bought takeaway from there.
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« Reply #10265 on: January 01, 2019, 04:46:17 AM »



WELL - - - A VERY, VERY LONG TIME AGO - SO WOULD I  :H- - -  BUT AFTER MARRYING MY VERY OWN PERFECT, PRINCESS - :chocolate-box-smiley-emoticon  - AND BEING WARNED WHAT THE TRADITIONAL PUNISHMENT IS FOR CHEATING B/F, HUSBANDS - -  - AND BEING VERY FOND OF THOSE PARTS OF MY BODY  :OldMan - - - -  I DON'T THINK I'LL BOTHER WITH EITHER OF THOSE TWO - - OR ANY OTHERS !!!   - - - -  EVER !!!!   


FLIP - - - ENJOYING RETIREMENT TO THE MAX !!!    :Like:
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« Reply #10266 on: January 01, 2019, 04:52:02 AM »
Crazy weather here again, was 26 yesterday, and has now been raining steadily for the past 3 hours.
Not heavy, but persistant.


HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA !!!!     SORRY KEV - - JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF !!!  PISSED DOWN RAIN FOR AN HOUR - - TEMPERATURE 34C - - FEELS LIKE 42C  !!!


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« Reply #10267 on: January 01, 2019, 04:56:50 AM »
More like an idler pulley with a loose belt.

If I was a unicorn, he is the first person I would head-butt.


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« Reply #10268 on: January 01, 2019, 12:30:00 PM »
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« Reply #10269 on: January 01, 2019, 01:07:34 PM »
Bloke was attending a funeral service when his phone started ringing.

His ringtone? .... AC DC - 'Highway to Hell!'
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« Reply #10270 on: January 01, 2019, 05:14:47 PM »
Visited a friend today, he has a new dog.

I said "Nice looking Pug!"

He said "It's not a pug, it's a stupid Collie that chases parked cars!"
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« Reply #10271 on: January 01, 2019, 07:36:36 PM »
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Must be an Irish Collie
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« Reply #10273 on: January 01, 2019, 10:00:51 PM »
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« Reply #10274 on: January 02, 2019, 11:14:10 AM »
I hear that Trump is going to re-open the US Government for business again, after screwing 8 hundred thousand Govt employees out of two weeks of Christmas / New Year wages.

Hope he is proud of that, as it will be a major nail in his coffin next election.
He may have a conveniently short memory, but the affected people will surely remember, and vote accordingly..

Also, when he visited troops overseas recently, he told them face-to-face that they would receive a 10% wage increase, which in truth only amounted to 2.6%. 

Of course, even tho he was captured on film and audio, he declared reports of this as 'Fake News'.

How long can he keep up lies like this and maintain control?
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