A lawyer's wife died.
At the cemetery, friends and family are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice."
Suddenly, Murray burst into tears.
His brother said, "You should cry, pulling a lousy stunt like this!"
Through his tears, Murray croaked, "You don't understand! ... They left out my phone number!"