Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3067643 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10200 on:** December 26, 2018, 09:14:48 AM »

You could say that I am not a fan of peanut paste.

Bodø · « **Reply #10201 on:** December 26, 2018, 09:21:14 AM »

I don't like honey.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10202 on:** December 26, 2018, 09:27:38 AM »

I eat heaps of honey. I even have honey on steak...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10203 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:28:05 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10204 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:46:57 AM »

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

I think I've forgotten this before ?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10205 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:48:55 AM »

Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit;

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10206 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:50:37 AM »

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Gadget · « **Reply #10207 on:** December 26, 2018, 11:06:27 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 26, 2018, 10:48:55 AM

Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit;

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

But strawberries go great in garden salad with fetta.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10208 on:** December 26, 2018, 11:12:16 AM »

Thats different, Gary?

« **Reply #10209 on:** December 26, 2018, 01:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 26, 2018, 10:50:37 AM

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Are you sure that you didn't make that up? Sounds like bollocks to me.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10210 on:** December 26, 2018, 01:21:49 PM »

My buddys son was texting away for the best part of an hour.

He finally put his phone back in his pocket, and said :~
"I wish there was, like, an app where you just say what you want instead of typing, and people could reply immediately?"

I said "You mean, like, talking to them on the phone?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10211 on:** December 26, 2018, 02:19:48 PM »

A car just drove past my home, had one of those Dago tyres on the trailer it was towing.

WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10212 on:** December 26, 2018, 03:20:51 PM »

Cricket.

A game brought under the microscope by Australian players scratching their balls.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10213 on:** December 26, 2018, 04:46:05 PM »

Channel 7 Cricket scoreboard program... what a waste of time, money, and resources. Totally retarded program.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10214 on:** December 27, 2018, 11:51:38 AM »

Unwanted Xmas gift.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10215 on:** December 27, 2018, 05:23:33 PM »

Busy morning for me tomorrow, with a series of Optical and Medical appointments.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10216 on:** December 27, 2018, 06:35:21 PM »

Prospective employer to naked job applicant...

"NO NO NO! ...I said 'Show me your TESTIMONIALS!' "

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10217 on:** December 27, 2018, 09:19:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10218 on:** December 28, 2018, 03:17:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10219 on:** December 28, 2018, 04:14:15 AM »

Trumps latest initiative.

Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks.

Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10220 on:** December 28, 2018, 06:32:49 AM »

Have you ever wondered why the Liberals are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities?

It's because volunteers work for no pay.

Liberals have always been trying to get people to work for nothing.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10221 on:** December 28, 2018, 01:25:00 PM »

This evenings forecast includes a zero% chance of me cooking a meal.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10222 on:** December 28, 2018, 01:26:00 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10223 on:** December 28, 2018, 01:31:31 PM »

I went to a lecture from a motivational speaker.

He said "Follow your dreams!"

... so I went home and got back into bed.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10224 on:** December 28, 2018, 01:39:13 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3067643 times)

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