Guy had been away from home at Uni for a few years. When he returned home, he discovered that the girl on the farm next door had 'grown up', and was drop dead georgeous!
He was wracking his brain on how to approach her.
**Lightbulb moment!**
"I know!.. I'll paint my horse purple, and ride along the fence line! ... she will see me, and come to the fence, and say 'You have a purple horse!', and I'll say 'Yep!.. wanna come for a ride on my purple horse?' .. and she'll say 'Hell yeah!'. So we will ride together on my purple horse, and I'll say .. 'Hey, there's a dance on in town next Saturday, would you like to go to the dance with me?' ... and she'll say 'That's a great idea, I'd LOVE to go dancing with you!' And so we will go dancing. And then I will say 'Would you like to go to dinner with me one night next week?', and she will say, ' I'd really like that!' ... and so we will go out to dinner. And after dinner I will say 'Wanna drop into the pub for a drink?' ... And she will say 'Blood oath!'
And after I feed her a few drinks, I might be able to get into her pants!"
So he races to the shed, grabs a can of purple paint and a brush, whizzes into the barn, and paints his horse purple. When the paint has dried, he jumps onto the horse and rides to the fence line.
Sure enough, within a couple of minutes, the girl spots him and makes her way to the fence.
She calls "Hi!... you've got a purple horse?"
He replies "Yeah! ... ya wanna r**t?"
