Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3062568 times)

Bodø · « **Reply #14250 on:** October 01, 2019, 04:01:08 AM »

Son's reply: You're not a bird, stop flapping your wings.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14251 on:** October 01, 2019, 08:51:53 AM »

Kopi luwak or civet coffee, is coffee that includes partially digested coffee beans, eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet.

So, do you walk into the coffee shop, and ask the barista for a crappuccino?

Shillas · « **Reply #14252 on:** October 01, 2019, 08:59:55 AM »

You mean this crappy cup of coffee I got in Bali?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14253 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:46:59 AM »

Kim Jong Un is evil,

... he has no Seoul.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14254 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:50:09 AM »

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world, because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.

Every American thinks that America is the best country in the world, because of the same reasons.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14255 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:52:07 AM »

All the corrupt leaders of countries should be removed by the people.

Time to go, SlyMo.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14256 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:52:59 AM »

Have you ever sampled traditional North Korean food?

That's OK, neither have the citizens.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14257 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:54:36 AM »

A North Korean Judge walked out of the courtroom, laughing his head off
His friend approaches him and asks “What’s so funny?”

“Oh, I just heard the funniest political joke.” replies the Judge.

“Tell Me!”

“I can’t - I just gave someone life in prison for it!”

Bodø · « **Reply #14258 on:** October 01, 2019, 12:06:31 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 01, 2019, 11:52:59 AM

Have you ever sampled traditional North Korean food?

Yes.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14259 on:** October 01, 2019, 12:39:41 PM »

So, was just the bees knees, the ducks guts, the dogs balls, eh?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14260 on:** October 01, 2019, 12:51:20 PM »

When the North Korean leader dies, he will be replaced by his next of Kim.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14261 on:** October 01, 2019, 05:40:28 PM »

Eating carrots is said to improve your vision,

But drinking alcohol doubles it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14262 on:** October 01, 2019, 08:28:21 PM »

If Korean Pop is KPop

Then Chinese Rap is CRap.

Bodø · « **Reply #14263 on:** October 01, 2019, 08:41:25 PM »

All rap is crap.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14264 on:** October 01, 2019, 09:06:03 PM »

A Polish guy was having his vision tested.

The Optician asked "Can you read the wall chart?"

He replied "Read it? ... I KNOW the guy ... he lives across the road from me!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14265 on:** October 02, 2019, 01:28:26 AM »

I think my neighbours cat is Chinese?

It says Mi Yao a lot.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14266 on:** October 02, 2019, 01:29:46 AM »

People say that dogs are smarter than cats.

But cats don't tell the police where you hid your drugs.

Bodø · « **Reply #14267 on:** October 02, 2019, 04:31:27 AM »

I'm off to the norty corner.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14268 on:** October 02, 2019, 05:29:43 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14269 on:** October 02, 2019, 05:30:53 AM »

octopus: [with gun in each hand]

cat: You’re one short buddy

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14270 on:** October 02, 2019, 05:38:43 AM »

A guy walks into a bar with his cat. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special cat. Turn on the football game and you'll see."

The bartender, curious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever Carlton score, my cat does flips." Carlton keep kicking goals and the cat keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a cat you got there. What happens if Carlton wins the Grand Final?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "I dunno? I've only had him for seventeen years."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14271 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:22:17 AM »

Do Cowboys turn their hats up at the sides, just so they can sit 3 abreast in a pickup truck?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14272 on:** October 02, 2019, 11:45:57 AM »

What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money.

Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar.

Bodø · « **Reply #14273 on:** October 02, 2019, 12:13:28 PM »

Maybe you could pull a few strings and see what his problem is.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #14274 on:** October 02, 2019, 12:16:53 PM »

It's Halloween and little Johnny is dressed as a pirate.
He goes up to a door and yells "Trick or treat!"
A man opens the door, and upon seeing him says "Hey matey! Where's your buccaneers?"

Little Johnny replied "Under my buckin' hat!"

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