Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3004986 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19728 on:** August 13, 2020, 09:00:44 PM »

In her book, Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counselling.

Yeah that, and living in different cities and never seeing each other helped a lot too.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19729 on:** August 13, 2020, 09:03:48 PM »

Shillas · « **Reply #19730 on:** August 13, 2020, 09:07:43 PM »

i just saw a sheep in bathers driving a car, i think it was a lamb bikini

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19731 on:** August 13, 2020, 09:11:49 PM »

President Trump said that in the last month, he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Trump campaign workers.

ScoMo said that over 1 million Australian workers have lost their jobs in the past month, but that will improve before the next election.
Does he mean there will be more unemployed, or less?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19732 on:** August 13, 2020, 09:17:28 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19733 on:** August 13, 2020, 11:51:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19734 on:** August 14, 2020, 06:27:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19735 on:** August 14, 2020, 08:48:53 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19736 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:01:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19737 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:07:26 AM »

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19738 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:17:40 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19739 on:** August 14, 2020, 11:30:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19740 on:** August 14, 2020, 12:23:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19741 on:** August 14, 2020, 12:32:22 PM »

Doctor: "You have to take these pills daily for the rest of your life"

Patient: "But the box says: 'Take for six weeks only?' "

Doctor: "That's what I said!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19742 on:** August 14, 2020, 01:23:36 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19743 on:** August 14, 2020, 02:04:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19744 on:** August 14, 2020, 04:31:46 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19745 on:** August 14, 2020, 05:05:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19746 on:** August 14, 2020, 05:16:40 PM »

What do politicians and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

I was going to ask the similarity of a male cows backside and a politicians mouth, but it's too obvious.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19747 on:** August 14, 2020, 05:29:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19748 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:44:40 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19749 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:47:18 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3004986 times)