"Meccanica con amore", eh?
He sent me to sleep around when the seat came off and when I awoke the bike was back together!
Not really... it did have a couple of helpful tips (like be careful with the screws) but it was begging for real tips like "you have to loosen the 10mm nut on the rod at the back of the tank so you can pull the tank back" and "blu-tack the front screw to the driver so you don't drop it in the guts".
Anyway- back to the "Memes".