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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: StinkyPete on September 02, 2016, 06:46:11 AM

Title: She must be blonde
Post by: StinkyPete on September 02, 2016, 06:46:11 AM
She must be blonde, but makes quite a good point.   :rofl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI)
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: mr2u on September 02, 2016, 08:37:41 AM
This reminds me of the lady who was complaining about Day Light Savings and how that EXTRA hour of day light was fading her curtains.



Mr2u           :blk13
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Biggles on September 02, 2016, 09:51:29 AM
Hmm, not much chance of being able to help her with her problem.     Wot thuh
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: StinkyPete on September 02, 2016, 10:25:54 AM
We should take her lead and move the Kangaroo signs from the places where there is scrub near the roadsides, to the straight open roads with no roadside vegetation.   We will save the kangaroos, and prevent damage to cars and bikes.   Easy Peasy    :fp
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: alans1100 on September 02, 2016, 11:18:52 AM
works with kids.

I see lots of kid crossing signs like between towns out in the country and no kid that I know of has ever hit a car so it must work

(https://mistakenforarealpoet.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/my-word-school-safety.jpg)
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Nigel on September 02, 2016, 06:02:46 PM
I wonder if this is the answer to Kev`s emu problem as well. Just put a sign up banning them. How come we didn't think of that before????????????? :wht11 :grin :eek
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Kev Murphy on September 02, 2016, 10:23:31 PM
But,... these emus that raced across in front of me weren't using a signed crossing? Mavericks, I tell you!  :grin
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Brian on September 03, 2016, 06:19:07 AM
We should take her lead and move the Kangaroo signs from the places where there is scrub near the roadsides, to the straight open roads with no roadside vegetation.   We will save the kangaroos, and prevent damage to cars and bikes.   Easy Peasy    :fp



That might jus work.........should we set up a trial on the STretch between Goondiwindi and Moree........firST we'll need to set up a committee.........
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Nigel on September 03, 2016, 11:11:55 AM
I used to think that people could not be that stupid. How wrong was I.?

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Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Brock on September 03, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
There is a follow up clip, apparently she heard the comments on the radio that pointed her straight. It never occurred to her at first that the signs were there to warn drivers...
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: WendyL on September 05, 2016, 02:58:19 PM
There is a follow up clip, apparently she heard the comments on the radio that pointed her straight. It never occurred to her at first that the signs were there to warn drivers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWuFGMq3ZA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWuFGMq3ZA)
Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: Kev Murphy on September 05, 2016, 03:38:31 PM
OMG they are out there!!!!  FAR OUT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4XLjePaO4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4XLjePaO4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps)

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Title: Re: She must be blonde
Post by: NTRebel on September 05, 2016, 05:21:20 PM
definitely double blonde. :fp :fp :fp
paul


OMG they are out there!!!!  FAR OUT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4XLjePaO4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4XLjePaO4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps)

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