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« Reply #29202 on: April 12, 2021, 09:07:55 PM »
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fROGGed to achieve it.
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« Reply #29203 on: April 12, 2021, 09:09:56 PM »
My wife made breakfast the other day.
She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This meal is disgusting"
then my wife said, "Well, you can boil your own toast next time."
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« Reply #29205 on: April 12, 2021, 09:23:34 PM »
Husband to wife "You look tired today?"

She replied "Oh, yes, I am rather ... I had gym this morning."

He glared at her,  "And just who the hell is Jim?"
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« Reply #29206 on: April 12, 2021, 11:13:27 PM »
Sings "Guantanamera, my bike has one ton of mirrors..."

(Note the 'L' plate... 'L' for Loopy, maybe lunatic??)



I guess filtering is out of the question?
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« Reply #29207 on: April 12, 2021, 11:23:58 PM »
Can you spare just $2.00?

Ranji is a 9yr old living in Namibia, he only has 1 leg, 1 eye and 1 arm.
Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal....

If you send $2.00, you get the video of it. It's bloody hilarious.
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« Reply #29208 on: April 12, 2021, 11:27:45 PM »
I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the ex President of the United States a clown.

We clowns are extremely offended.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #29210 on: April 12, 2021, 11:33:37 PM »
Can you spare just $2.00?

Ranji is a 9yr old living in Namibia, he only has 1 leg, 1 eye and 1 arm.
Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal....

If you send $2.00, you get the video of it. It's bloody hilarious.

Here you go, Kev!  :grin



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« Reply #29211 on: April 12, 2021, 11:42:57 PM »
 :rofl Nah! Russ... that's just a picture of $2  :grin

How would you feel if I just gave you a picture of a jar of jam??
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« Reply #29215 on: April 13, 2021, 01:02:49 AM »
:rofl Nah! Russ... that's just a picture of $2  :grin

How would you feel if I just gave you a picture of a jar of jam??

I'd be quite happy as I still have real jars of jam in the fridge from your last visit...  :p :grin


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« Reply #29216 on: April 13, 2021, 04:45:16 AM »
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« Reply #29217 on: April 13, 2021, 06:34:27 AM »
-- "It wasn't my fault, Ossifer! -- when I reached down to roll this joint, I spilled my beer, and as I made a grab for the can, my gun fell off my lap and jammed the accelerator pedal!"
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« Reply #29220 on: April 13, 2021, 06:44:47 AM »
"FEDEX... We deliver right to your door!"

Well, front entrance would have been fine. Why did you have to deliver to the bathroom?

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« Reply #29221 on: April 13, 2021, 09:55:00 AM »
Blonde Inventions ...

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

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Water proof tea bags

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« Reply #29222 on: April 13, 2021, 10:26:23 AM »
Cowboys are sitting around a campfire when they hear 'dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum!'

One cowboys says to the others, "I don't like the sound of that drum..?"

An Indian hollers from the woods.. "We don't either, but our regular drummer is off sick!"
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« Reply #29224 on: April 13, 2021, 02:47:17 PM »
On Friday night a drunk gets onto a bus. Bus driver tells him its $1.50, and the drunk reaches into his pocket slowly, trying not to fall. The bus driver notices this and steps on the gas causing the drunk to stumble to the back of the bus. Then the bus driver steps on the brake pedal, and caused the drink to stumble to the front of the bus. The bus driver does this multiple time over the course of several blocks, until the drunk tells him that his stop is the next. The bus driver reminds him he still has to pay his fare.
The drunk says "What for? I walked the whole bloody way!"
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