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Appears to be the skeleton of some past politician?
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I named my USB stick 'Titanic'
When I plug it in, the computer informs me 'Titanic is syncing'
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The best part of waking up in the morning is going back to bed after you pee.
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A blonde rolled over to her boyfriend one morning, staring at his phone, and asked:
"Honey? ... Who is 'ALARM', and why does she call you every day at 5.45am?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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My Ex once said to me "How can I get rid of this muffin top?"
I replied "Easy! ... Just buy jeans that fit!"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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I only drink on week days that begin with a 'T'
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
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Do Vegans cutting the lawn experience the same sense of euphoria as I do when cooking on a BBQ?
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Our grandchildren should show us more respect.
WE did highschool WITHOUT Google or Wikipedia.
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My girlfriend and I went on our ninth date together to see the new Batman movie.
Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
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