Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each one being worked on by a different barber, not one word was spoken.
When the barbers finished shaving, the barber that had Trump reached for the aftershave.
Donald quickly stopped him saying: “No thanks, Melania will smell that, and think I’ve been in a brothel.”
The second barber turned to Biden and said, “How about you, Mr. Biden?”
Joe replied, “ Go ahead, Jill doesn’t know what the inside of a brothel smells like.”