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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10575 on: January 26, 2019, 09:50:26 PM »


... Might have a double quarter pounder with extra bacon and cheese and a Latte' for 'afters'
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10576 on: January 27, 2019, 12:17:03 AM »
Natural artistry.

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« Reply #10577 on: January 27, 2019, 12:39:35 AM »
Was chatting to a friends 30 year old son last night, he had just bought his 5year old boy a Kinder Surprise, and he was mind-blown
when I informed him that the inner yellow plastic capsule containing the toy was meant to represent the yolk.

I thought it was obvious? :o
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« Reply #10578 on: January 27, 2019, 12:41:33 AM »
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« Reply #10579 on: January 27, 2019, 12:43:24 AM »
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« Reply #10580 on: January 27, 2019, 01:40:58 AM »
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« Reply #10581 on: January 27, 2019, 01:42:13 AM »
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« Reply #10582 on: January 27, 2019, 01:44:39 AM »
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« Reply #10583 on: January 27, 2019, 01:45:22 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10584 on: January 27, 2019, 01:52:41 AM »
I might wake up early in the morning, and go for a jog.

I may even win the lottery.

Odds are about the same.....
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« Reply #10585 on: January 27, 2019, 02:57:07 AM »
Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, try to remember that WE are not the ones plastered with makeup.
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« Reply #10586 on: January 27, 2019, 03:56:50 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10587 on: January 27, 2019, 04:16:44 AM »


Reminds me of a steel frame I rode past in Nagashima.

 
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« Reply #10588 on: January 27, 2019, 04:18:23 AM »
You can lead a horse to water, but it makes more sense to ride it to the nearest bottle-o.

You can lead a horse to water but they are bloody hard to drown.
 
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« Reply #10589 on: January 27, 2019, 04:19:31 AM »
Today I have been sober for 300 days.

Today I have been sober for 300 minutes... well will be true in ten and a half minutes time.
 
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« Reply #10590 on: January 27, 2019, 10:35:25 AM »
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« Reply #10591 on: January 27, 2019, 10:36:19 AM »
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« Reply #10592 on: January 27, 2019, 10:37:12 AM »
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« Reply #10593 on: January 27, 2019, 10:46:06 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10594 on: January 27, 2019, 11:14:36 AM »
Today is one of those days where even my coffee needs a coffee.
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« Reply #10595 on: January 27, 2019, 02:50:08 PM »
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« Reply #10596 on: January 27, 2019, 03:00:59 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10597 on: January 27, 2019, 03:41:50 PM »
The mother in law arrived home and found her son in law Paddy in a steaming rage and packing his suitcase.

"Whats going on, Paddy, what happened??"
"What happened? .. I'll tell you what happened! ... I sent your daughter an email last night, saying that I would be home today from my fishing trip.
When I get home, guess what I found? Yes, my wife Jean, your daughter, naked in our marital bed with Sean, from next door!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage!  I'm done, I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah, now, calm down Paddy, calm down. Theres something odd about this, Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation!
I'll have a few words with her and find out what happened!"

A few moments later she returned with a big smile on her face.
"Paddy, I told you there was a simple explanation ... She hasn't checked her email since yesterday afternoon!"
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« Reply #10598 on: January 27, 2019, 03:50:41 PM »
I survived a near-death experience.

Told an agitated woman at the supermarket to calm down.
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« Reply #10599 on: January 27, 2019, 03:55:12 PM »
This aircraft is carrying a SPACESHIP!

Why is there a 10 kilo weight limit to my hand luggage?

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