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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #200 on: June 18, 2012, 01:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Biggles on June 18, 2012, 01:42:38 PM
People are like motorcycles: each is customised a bit differently.

thats the best quote i have seen in a while, well said!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #201 on: June 19, 2012, 11:40:49 AM »
 If the bike isn't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #202 on: June 20, 2012, 09:40:06 AM »
Well-trained reflexes are more useful than luck.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #203 on: June 21, 2012, 09:45:30 AM »
Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your arse.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #204 on: June 22, 2012, 11:12:59 AM »
Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #205 on: June 23, 2012, 09:24:35 AM »
Smoke and grease can hide a multitude of errors, but only for so long.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #206 on: June 24, 2012, 12:39:10 PM »
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his Ute to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

(Applies to HD owners or diesel refuellers)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #207 on: June 25, 2012, 12:59:24 PM »
 If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind - follow her.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #208 on: June 26, 2012, 09:06:39 AM »
The thicker your oil, the hotter you can take it.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #209 on: June 27, 2012, 12:49:57 PM »
Hunger can make even road kill taste good.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #210 on: June 28, 2012, 06:37:40 PM »
Max: "I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it.  Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys." (movie: Mad Max)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #211 on: June 29, 2012, 09:11:45 AM »
"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"  (movie: Mad Max)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #212 on: June 30, 2012, 08:54:18 PM »
Grease Rat: "Like the sign says, 'speed's just a question of money'. How fast you wanna go?"   (movie: Mad Max)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #213 on: June 30, 2012, 11:13:47 PM »
It's nice to see other bikes when out on a ride. It's even nicer if some are STs!

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #214 on: July 01, 2012, 12:10:05 PM »
Barry, MFP Garage Mechanic: "She sucks nitro... with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!"    (movie: Mad Max)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #215 on: July 01, 2012, 03:46:12 PM »
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . .... One day yer gonna get pissed off
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #216 on: July 02, 2012, 09:32:32 AM »
No-one can hear you scream when you're wearing a helmet.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #217 on: July 02, 2012, 08:06:55 PM »
Ya pillion can... Through ya bike comms.....
Quote from: Biggles on July 02, 2012, 09:32:32 AM
No-one can hear you scream when you're wearing a helmet.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #218 on: July 02, 2012, 08:54:22 PM »
Quote from: Brian on July 02, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Ya pillion can... Through ya bike comms.....
Quote from: Biggles on July 02, 2012, 09:32:32 AM
No-one can hear you scream when you're wearing a helmet.

Not above her own screams!   :eek
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #219 on: July 02, 2012, 08:56:00 PM »
Screams of joy and elation like on a fair ground ride
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #220 on: July 02, 2012, 08:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Brian on July 02, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Screams of joy and elation like on a fair ground ride

Then she throws up on your back!    :crackup
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #221 on: July 02, 2012, 08:59:52 PM »
The schWING is too smooth to upset the most sensitive of stomachs....besides with my new modest riding style.....
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #222 on: July 03, 2012, 10:29:15 AM »
Quote from a Russian machinist when asked, "Will the bike be fixed today?"  "Nine pregnant women will not make baby in one month... cannot be done"
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #223 on: July 04, 2012, 10:42:35 AM »
I still have a crick in my neck from looking back for them fast Harleys.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #224 on: July 05, 2012, 10:51:41 AM »
A good ride is one from which you get home safely.  A great ride is one where the bike does too.
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