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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20801 on:** September 22, 2020, 10:29:26 PM »

10.30 temp outside is 9.2 degrees, feels like 2.6.

Saw a dog across the road farting snowflakes!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20802 on:** September 22, 2020, 10:31:35 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20803 on:** September 22, 2020, 10:43:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20804 on:** September 22, 2020, 11:09:33 PM »

Pepole???

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20805 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:08:50 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20806 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:10:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20807 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:18:12 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20808 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:18:25 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20809 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:19:23 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20810 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:40:59 AM »

'Sales' Advertising.

Why is it that beds are ALWAYS 'on sale at reduced prices' ??

Doesn't this suggest that they are overpriced to start with ?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20811 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:49:22 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20812 on:** September 23, 2020, 09:03:56 AM »

I get annoyed at one particular commercial on TV because of the accent...

"Common Ostraya, for wate loss coll Jinny Kreg nahw!"

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #20813 on:** September 23, 2020, 10:17:36 AM »

You're not picking on Mel B's pommy accent are you, Kev?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20814 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:01:50 AM »

Bloody oath I am!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20815 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:16:18 AM »

Anything a Harley can do, a real motorbike can do better.

(Except break down as often)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20816 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:17:11 AM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #20817 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:21:43 AM »

Bloody oath I am!

She's not as irritating as "Suzanne" on morning tv, Kev!

I want to stab her with a knife every time she comes on...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20818 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:26:18 AM »

THAT little shortass? (AHH!) She isnt worth (AHH!) even mentioning because (AHH!) I change channels the moment (AHH!)I hear her take a (AHH!) breath!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20819 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:29:00 AM »

I just received the sad news that I lost a riding buddy last weekend.
He will be sadly missed.

He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20820 on:** September 23, 2020, 12:34:35 PM »

Apparently it can reach a top speed of almost 17kph (Downhill, with a tail wind!)

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #20821 on:** September 23, 2020, 12:36:33 PM »

THAT little shortass? (AHH!) She isnt worth (AHH!) even mentioning because (AHH!) I change channels the moment (AHH!)I hear her take a (AHH!) breath!

I tried that but, bugger me dead, she was on the other channel as well!!!!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20822 on:** September 23, 2020, 12:39:58 PM »

That's when the OFF button is more attractive than the MUTE.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20823 on:** September 23, 2020, 12:40:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20824 on:** September 23, 2020, 12:41:51 PM »

Time to take Pussycat to the vet... back later

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