Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3056885 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20876 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:29:53 PM »

Birth Control Joke

“Alright! I’ll drive them to the field trip tomorrow!” Sighed my neighbour resignedly.
Sure enough the next day found her with a van full of 7 to 10 year olds.

Clearly distracted, she cruised right through a school crossing.
“Don’t you know how to stop?” Screamed the exasperated crossing guard, running towards her car.

My neighbour stopped her car, looked the crossing guard in the eye and said, “What makes you think they are all mine?!”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20877 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:30:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20878 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:37:15 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20879 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:44:18 PM »

Hells Angel to woman at the nightclub: "What's that odd smell?"

Her reply: "It’s called Soap – I guess you wouldn't have smelt it before."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20880 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:46:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20881 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:57:06 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20882 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:57:46 PM »

Not 'OUR' Nigel.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20883 on:** September 24, 2020, 06:14:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20884 on:** September 24, 2020, 07:39:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20885 on:** September 24, 2020, 07:40:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20886 on:** September 24, 2020, 07:49:35 PM »

I think the local weather station froze...?

Friday Cloudy. Very high (near 100%) chance of showers. Snow above 600 metres. Local hail, with isolated thunderstorms. Winds NW 15 to 20 km/h turning SW 15 to 25 km/h early in the morning then increasing to 25 to 35 km/h in the middle of the day. Overnight temperatures falling to between 1 and 4 with daytime temperatures reaching between 9 and 12.

CURRENTLY AT PORTLAND
24-Hour Graph current conditions temporarily unavailable

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20887 on:** September 24, 2020, 08:28:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20888 on:** September 24, 2020, 10:54:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20889 on:** September 24, 2020, 11:35:42 PM »

11.10pm. Polar breeze has arrived. Snow forecast for the Grampians.

Temperature 6.8°C falling
Dew Point 6.8°C steady
Feels Like 2.8°C
Relative Humidity 100%
12mm rain here in the past 12 hours

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20890 on:** September 24, 2020, 11:52:09 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20891 on:** September 25, 2020, 02:40:36 AM »

2.30am. Still raining, another 12mm since 11pm. Plenty more coming. About an inch of rain in past 18 hours.
6 degrees outside, feels like 1.4 and the cats have kicked me out of bed.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20892 on:** September 25, 2020, 05:53:24 AM »

6am, and now been 32mm of rain in the past 21 hours.
5 degrees outside, feels like 1.9 Southerly wind straight from the arctic

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20893 on:** September 25, 2020, 06:00:20 AM »

Wild Rose · « **Reply #20894 on:** September 25, 2020, 08:06:53 AM »

Kev
We could do with some of that rain up here
Country very dry and it's fire season soon
We don't need a repeat of last year

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20895 on:** September 25, 2020, 08:58:22 AM »

35mm of rain in the past 24 hours. If I could post a few buckets to you Leo, I would.
Post office is so slow with deliveries tho, it would probably evaporate before it arrives.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20896 on:** September 25, 2020, 10:05:14 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20897 on:** September 25, 2020, 10:06:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20898 on:** September 25, 2020, 10:06:42 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20899 on:** September 25, 2020, 10:07:20 AM »

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