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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20550 on: September 14, 2020, 06:45:52 PM »
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« Reply #20551 on: September 14, 2020, 06:55:44 PM »
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from this condition?"
The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
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« Reply #20552 on: September 14, 2020, 07:25:14 PM »
Scoring well with my PureProfile online surveys this month.

AMOUNT YOU EARNED FOR THIS MONTH SEPTEMBER $33.35  Not bad for two weeks.

Balance $518.55

Just 13 days now till my next $70 redemption to my bank.
 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20553 on: September 14, 2020, 07:39:15 PM »
A woman was asleep when her phone beeped. Her husband picked up and read what was onscreen.
Furious, he woke his wife and angrily demanded "Who is texting 'Beautiful' to you?"
She looked at the phone and replied "Put your glasses on ... it says 'Battery Full!'"
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« Reply #20554 on: September 14, 2020, 07:47:25 PM »
In the US is an original 4 man rock group, (vintage 1925), who have never sang or recorded a single song.


It's called Mount Rushmore.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20556 on: September 14, 2020, 07:55:03 PM »
Scoring well with my PureProfile online surveys this month.

AMOUNT YOU EARNED FOR THIS MONTH SEPTEMBER $33.35  Not bad for two weeks.

Balance $518.55

Just 13 days now till my next $70 redemption to my bank.

Mine's been very quiet these last coupla days...only 1 or 2 surveys and unfortunately I didn't qualify so have earnt something like 20c...lol.
Maybe they think I've done enough as I've earnt just over $50 so far this month... :well


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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20557 on: September 14, 2020, 08:01:24 PM »
Paddy said "Hey Mick, I have been thinking of getting myself a Labrador!"

Mick replied "WHOA! ... you might like to rethink that, Paddy.
Have you seen how many Lab owners have gone blind?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20558 on: September 14, 2020, 08:18:44 PM »
Hey Russ? Are you aware that you can claim anything over $20, in $5 increments, up to $70?

Click on Rewards / Bank, and take it from there... (You only have to supply your bank account once, and the program remembers it from then on.)
It takes up to 30 working days for cash to be transferred to your account.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #20559 on: September 14, 2020, 08:24:24 PM »
Thanks Kev, yeah, I did notice that but thought I'd let it build up a bit more before I cash it in. :grin
I'm thinkin' a nice JB HiFi gift card may be the go... :whistle


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« Reply #20561 on: September 14, 2020, 11:16:15 PM »
I went to buy a Christmas tree.
The guy goes, ‘So, can you put it up yourself?’
I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room, near the fireplace.'
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« Reply #20562 on: September 14, 2020, 11:25:45 PM »
My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex.

Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’

He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it tho.

I got the bike.
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« Reply #20564 on: September 15, 2020, 05:26:40 AM »
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« Reply #20565 on: September 15, 2020, 05:54:49 AM »
NSW water police attempted to arrest a juvenile whale for breaching rules ....

Apparently it was trying to steal shark nets.

The whale was released without charge after the nets were recovered.
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« Reply #20572 on: September 15, 2020, 11:17:13 AM »
Only in school maths problems can you buy 40 watermelons, and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you?
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