Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3061371 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12002 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:14:05 AM »

(Bull Short'un) "It seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts ... and scientific data ... "

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12003 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:23:25 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12004 on:** April 23, 2019, 11:55:23 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12005 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:06:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12006 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:06:53 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12007 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:31:34 PM »

Whats so special about this Mexican holiday, anyway?

Bodø · « **Reply #12008 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:35:04 PM »

I prefer Kewpie.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12009 on:** April 23, 2019, 02:18:30 PM »

I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment.

It's called Man or Myth.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12010 on:** April 23, 2019, 03:38:20 PM »

Must have been cold in Gladstone, Queensland this morning...

Bull Short'un was seen with his hands in his OWN pockets.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12011 on:** April 23, 2019, 06:22:24 PM »

Bogans believe there are only two seasons in a year.

Footy and cricket.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12012 on:** April 23, 2019, 06:32:00 PM »

MTV Video Music Awards had a dilemma a few years ago, when they didn't know whether to nominate Michel Jackson for:

A ) Best Black entertainer
or
B ) Best White entertainer

C ) Best Male artist
or
D ) Best Female artist

However, he did get a nomination for an Outstanding Performance in an ongoing police investigation.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12013 on:** April 23, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »

Drug Search customs officer was just leaving for work.

His wife called "Bye, dear ... have a nice day at the orifice!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12014 on:** April 23, 2019, 10:18:04 PM »

Contrary to popular opinion, Apple Mac DOES support Windows!

Here is PROOF!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12015 on:** April 23, 2019, 11:27:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12016 on:** April 24, 2019, 04:00:17 AM »

The Federal Budget.

Also known as Bingo with Billions.

... But its illegal for taxpayers to buy tickets.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12017 on:** April 24, 2019, 09:24:22 AM »

I have deduced that the extra hour of daylight savings is purely to allow us to have an extra hour of rain per day.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12018 on:** April 24, 2019, 12:29:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12019 on:** April 24, 2019, 12:30:28 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12020 on:** April 24, 2019, 12:38:59 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12021 on:** April 24, 2019, 01:42:18 PM »

Hmmm, the phone scammers have returned from their easter break, already had a call from 'NBN' stating that my broadband will be disconnected, and to press '1' to purchase NBN. Almost 4 years now from when I got NBN?

The other call was from 'Microsoft' regarding "You gombudor be sending wirus!"
Wasn't in the mood, so I played a soundtrack of electronic hiss and crackle, followed by prerecorded beep beep beep of a disconnected call.
He gave up.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12022 on:** April 24, 2019, 02:17:07 PM »

ANOTHER call!.. Played the sound of a donkey bray to her, and she cracked the whoopies !

My bad!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12023 on:** April 24, 2019, 02:23:52 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #12024 on:** April 24, 2019, 02:51:43 PM »

Sounds like a load of covfefe to me.

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3061371 times)

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