Author Topic: 24 Hrs to Live....BRILLIANT!  (Read 1288 times)

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24 Hrs to Live....BRILLIANT!
« on: July 12, 2012, 09:22:42 AM »
Morris
Returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his
wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make
love.

About 6 hours later, the husband
goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you
know I now have only 18
hours to live.

Could we please do it one more
time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he
looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.


He touches his wife's shoulder and
asks, 'Honey, please... just one
more time before I die.'


She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.


After this session, the wife rolls over
and falls asleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.


He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours....

Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and
says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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Re: 24 Hrs to Live....BRILLIANT!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 01:52:27 PM »
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Re: 24 Hrs to Live....BRILLIANT!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 08:27:56 PM »
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