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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: Wild Rose on April 21, 2019, 03:22:45 PM
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Bought a new imported Ford F350 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck (Ute)...
Go figure... it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson!' The technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On the road again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant,' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven!', I'd get beautiful classical music.
And if I said 'Beatles!', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly smashed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him...
I yelled, “F**king Idiot!!!”
Immediately, the radio responded with:
"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten."
Damn, I love this truck!!!
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:rofl :rofl :thumbsup
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Shit i love this one. Denis.
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:rofl