Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected into the forehead. When properly installed,
it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled
technician, who will also make the injection. No anaesthetic is required. The
implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches
and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The Royal Marines.