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Offline Poppy Dave

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Old Flame
« on: May 30, 2012, 09:50:22 PM »
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
 
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
 
THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
 
HE ANSWERED, IN 1965.  WHY DO YOU ASK?
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
 
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
 
THEN THE UGLY,
 
OLD,
 
BALD,
 
WRINKLED,
 
FAT ARSED,
 
GREY HAIRED,
 
DECREPIT,
 
BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
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Re: Old Flame
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 10:42:19 AM »
So maybe you shouldn't have asked!!!

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Re: Old Flame
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 11:22:09 AM »
It's even better when you know someone is years younger than you but looks years older than you do.
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