Haha your safe this time Michael, but that's once !! love the banter
Pockey
Reminds me of a story an old guy told me years ago.
Back in the horse and buggy days a young married couple were on the way home. After a little while down the road the horse starts to play up, strong willed with a mind of its own. The young Husband hops down goes to the horses head grabs it by the reins and says in a stern voice..."Once"!!!
Hops back on board and continuues down the road. Well the new bride is taken aback by this.
A few miles further down the road the horse palys up again not doing what the driver wants. The young Husband hops down grabs the reins again and states.... "Twice"
Away they go again and things have settled down for a while, but sure enough the horse plays up for a 3rd time. The young Husband jumps down takes a rifle from the back of the buggy and shoots the horse...
Well... the new Wife is shocked, and starts up on the Husband.... You idiot, now we have to walk, what are we going to do with the buggy and so on and so on ...
The Young Husband turns to her and says..... "ONCE".