A friend just dropped in, garbling something about football, and this player and that player, yada yada yada....
Waste of my time, but I politely listened....
My total knowledge of the sport is restricted to:~
1) There's an Adelaide team called the Crows.
2) Collingwood are called Magpies?
3) Some other team is called the Tigers.
4) Geelong has its Cats.
5) There's a Perth team too, but I don't know their name.