The mighty Thor was having primal urges, and as all the female Gods had
turned him down, he decided to put his feet on Eath and choose
a mortal to satisfy his lust.
However, he had made one small oversight, and lobbed on Earth in
a rather desolate area.
“The first good looking woman!” he muttered to himself.
.. Which changed as he strode on... “Dammit!... ANY woman!”
Well, would you believe.. He stumbled upon Ita Buttrose, who was
standing beside her broken down car, awaiting roadside assistance.
Thor rushed up, knocked her down, and satisfied his urges.
Ita looked up at him, and asked “Who are you?”
Thor stood proud, waved his hammer and declared “I am THOR! ... I am THOR!”
Ita looked at him and replied “YOU’RE THOR??? ... DAMMIT!... I’M tho thor,
that I can’t even PITH!!!