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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1000 on: July 02, 2016, 01:11:22 PM »
I named my TV remote 'Waldo', for obvious reasons...



What?... You don't find that remotely funny?
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« Reply #1001 on: July 02, 2016, 01:24:20 PM »
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« Reply #1002 on: July 02, 2016, 02:43:04 PM »
Talk about a waste of time... I had to stand in line like a kid in a lollyshop for almost 20 minutes until I could enter the polling booth, where I was issued with a polling slip the size of the Age newspaper.
Good thing that the trashcan was so close to the exit.
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« Reply #1003 on: July 02, 2016, 05:17:16 PM »
That's why I voted two weeks ago (not that it will make any difference).    :thumb
 
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« Reply #1004 on: July 03, 2016, 01:36:55 PM »
Still have my sense of humour, even with a bunch of new stitches in my scalp and back....

I don't need egging on...

http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y352/kjm47/kjm47/eggs_zpsb2ft9acb.mp4


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« Reply #1005 on: July 03, 2016, 01:40:07 PM »
As we had an election yesterday, I had to post this clip of the faithful followers...

Yeah, right... whatever you say, Pal..

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« Reply #1006 on: July 03, 2016, 03:39:40 PM »
Today is NOT a day for a 2 wheeler cruise...

YUK!

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« Reply #1007 on: July 03, 2016, 06:51:33 PM »
Check my ride report Kev ;)

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« Reply #1008 on: July 03, 2016, 10:10:31 PM »
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.
Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way ??”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income ??”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … No.”

The lawyer interrupts, “...Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“Did your research note that my sister’s husband died in a horrific accident,” (the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation), “leaving her penniless, with three young children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again ….

“SO,.... IF I DON’T GIVE ANY MONEY TO THEM, …..
…………… THEN WHY IN HELL SHOULD I GIVE ANY TO YOU??”
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« Reply #1009 on: July 04, 2016, 03:32:01 PM »
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« Reply #1010 on: July 04, 2016, 04:23:24 PM »
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« Reply #1011 on: July 04, 2016, 04:30:21 PM »
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« Reply #1012 on: July 04, 2016, 04:49:13 PM »
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« Reply #1013 on: July 04, 2016, 11:07:07 PM »
The Barman said "Sorry, we don't serve Time Travelers"







... A Time Traveler entered a bar...



 (Think about it..)
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« Reply #1014 on: July 06, 2016, 11:33:26 AM »
Got a job offer in an email today..
 
I replied to it, using the name Argus Tuft.
 
I wonder if they fall for it?
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« Reply #1015 on: July 06, 2016, 03:51:06 PM »
Another indoor day... been raining past 4 days. Not really disappointed by the weather, as stitches in my back are not particularly conducive to wearing a motorcycle jacket
(... or shirt, or singlet...)
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« Reply #1016 on: July 06, 2016, 03:52:41 PM »
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet?

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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« Reply #1017 on: July 06, 2016, 03:56:17 PM »
My EX told me that I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
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« Reply #1018 on: July 06, 2016, 03:57:32 PM »
I want to grow my own food.

Can anyone tell me where I can buy some bacon seeds?
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« Reply #1019 on: July 06, 2016, 04:00:23 PM »
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body....

...and yet we men are so polite that we only look at the covered bits.
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« Reply #1020 on: July 06, 2016, 04:02:11 PM »
The wife said to me... “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are.
He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
 
I replied “Are you mad? ...  I hardly know the woman!”
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« Reply #1021 on: July 06, 2016, 04:04:10 PM »
I went to the Cinema today.

Got thrown out for bringing my own food.

But come on, now – their prices are way too high, plus I haven’t had a barbecue in months. 

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« Reply #1022 on: July 06, 2016, 04:10:41 PM »
Money doesn’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a nice ST.  :thumb

...It's absolutely impossible to be sad, when you’re cruising along the highway on an ST?
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« Reply #1023 on: July 06, 2016, 04:14:27 PM »
Money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying on an ST than on a skateboard.
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« Reply #1024 on: July 06, 2016, 04:17:35 PM »
Fantastic new exercise that really assists weight loss:

Turn your head to the left.

Good.

Turn your head to the right.

Very good.

Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any junk food.
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