A turtle reported a home break in and theft at the Police station.
"They cleared out with my furniture, even drank all my beer from the fridge!"
"What time did this happen?" Asked the cop
"Saturday afternoon, 3 weeks ago" replied the turtle
"3 weeks ago?... why didn't you report it sooner?"
The turtle rolled his eyes, and said "Dammit, man!... I got here as fast as I could!"