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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #15650 on: December 19, 2019, 04:55:41 PM »
How the different branches of the military use the stars.


The Army sleeps under the stars

The Navy navigates by the stars

And the Airforce choose their hotels by the stars
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« Reply #15651 on: December 19, 2019, 05:18:36 PM »
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch. "Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #15652 on: December 19, 2019, 05:34:46 PM »
Why I prefer strawberries, they are better value.

Cherries and strawberries are around the same price, around 12 to 15 dollars per kilo.

About 1/3 of the weight of cherries is the inedible seed.
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« Reply #15653 on: December 19, 2019, 08:50:08 PM »
For someone who thinks they are such a big wheel, it must come as a rude shock for Trump to discover that he is little more than an idler pulley, merely there to provide tension to a slack belt.
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« Reply #15654 on: December 19, 2019, 09:21:42 PM »
Who will be the next leader of the Divided States of America?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #15655 on: December 19, 2019, 09:37:47 PM »
A man was driving his brand new Rolls Royce.
At the lights, a beaten up Beetle stops next to him and the driver says "Nice car! I'm willing to swap you with my car for ten thousand dollars"
The rich guy looks at him and says "Why would I want your car?"
At this point the VW's driver rubs the steering wheel and out comes a genie. He tells him "I'd like to have some tea". In a flash it's in his hand.
The Rolls' owner goes berserk, gives him the money and the Rolls, and takes the Beetle.

He drives up to his mansion, and everybody is wondering why he'd be driving a car like that.
Proudly, he rubs the steering wheel, and out comes the genie.
He tells him "I want a million dollars in cash!"
The genie says "Sorry, sir. I only do tea or coffee"
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« Reply #15656 on: December 20, 2019, 02:39:26 AM »
Who will be the next leader of the Divided States of America?

We'll know in five years time.
 
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« Reply #15657 on: December 20, 2019, 02:59:01 AM »
It's insane! One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance!


I hate my job as a paramedic, it interferes with my social life.
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« Reply #15658 on: December 20, 2019, 03:05:23 AM »
That's why I drive buses.  I don't have to think about work when I ride out the gate.
 
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« Reply #15659 on: December 20, 2019, 04:18:45 AM »
Have a top day Bodø. Early shift today?
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« Reply #15660 on: December 20, 2019, 04:25:30 AM »
Not as early as yesterday but I do finish before 1500 hours.
 
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« Reply #15661 on: December 20, 2019, 04:30:35 AM »
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Expecting a hot one here today, but not quite as hot as there, only 40 degrees.
Today is 'pay the bills' day, and get the shopping done. Plenty of time afterwards for a cruise around town and also out to the strawberry farm.
My best buddy is going to visit his Mum in Melbourne for Chrissy, leaving on Sat morning, so I will pass him some berries to take down to the family.
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« Reply #15662 on: December 20, 2019, 04:36:15 AM »
I will be heading to Melbourne in two weeks, going to visit Jd and Chippy, and then on to visit some other friends who live Gippsland area. Should be a good weekend ride.
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« Reply #15663 on: December 20, 2019, 05:19:59 AM »
Weekend off, work monday, tuesday is an RDO so with chrissy and proclamation day (what croweaters call boxing day) I'll have a long weekend in the middle of the week.
 
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« Reply #15664 on: December 20, 2019, 06:09:37 AM »
I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. 
Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek.  “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. 
“No”, she smartly replied, “I’m rubbing it in!”

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« Reply #15665 on: December 20, 2019, 06:38:16 AM »
A man was run down by a car in broad daylight, hit from behind.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it.
In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

"Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car, when my ex-wife ran me over."

The medic, confused asked "You were hit from behind, how can you be certain that it was your ex-wife?"

"I would recognise her laugh anywhere."
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« Reply #15666 on: December 20, 2019, 01:31:31 PM »
Just reached 44 degrees here a couple minutes ago.

Maybe if they turned the wind fans on a bit faster it might cool down?

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« Reply #15667 on: December 20, 2019, 02:58:23 PM »
A sick guy is in an ambulance.
He notices that the driver drives right past the hospital and asked: "Hey, where are you taking me?"

The driver says: "To the morgue."

The sick guy said: " ... The morgue? ...  Wha??? ... I'm not dead?"

Driver replied: "We're not there yet!"
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« Reply #15668 on: December 20, 2019, 04:14:41 PM »
Well, typical Portland weather, ... has now dropped to 34 degrees at 5pm, with thunder clouds approaching. 30 percent chance it may rain.

Very, very windy outside, 50 kph with gusts around 70 kph. I think that if it does rain, it will be horizontal and evaporate before it reaches the ground.
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« Reply #15669 on: December 20, 2019, 06:11:41 PM »
Now down to 23 degrees at 7 pm. Rain coming. Some wind gusts have been recorded at 98 Kph.
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« Reply #15670 on: December 20, 2019, 06:38:20 PM »
7.30 pm and we now have rip roaring thunder and lightning, its pouring rain, and the temp is now back to 20 degrees.

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« Reply #15671 on: December 20, 2019, 07:32:19 PM »
I will be heading to Melbourne in two weeks, going to visit Jd and Chippy, and then on to visit some other friends who live Gippsland area. Should be a good weekend ride.

Do you have time to visit South Gippsland too?  :whistle


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« Reply #15672 on: December 20, 2019, 08:18:07 PM »
7-40pm and 36.4 no rain or thunder Kev. :grin :grin
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« Reply #15673 on: December 20, 2019, 08:33:55 PM »
Russ, very good chance as I was going to visit friends at Poowong East, but they will be away for the weekend.
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« Reply #15674 on: December 20, 2019, 08:36:34 PM »
Rain has all blown over and is heading for Melbourne now, Paul.
Temp has now dropped to a very comfortable 17, and is likely to stay that way for the next 3 or 4 days.
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