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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2012, 12:32:19 AM »
Happiness is not around the corner, happiness IS the corner!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2012, 03:44:19 PM »
Have you ever noticed?    Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2012, 08:49:02 AM »
 :wht11 py

Keep Breathing and stay vertical  :grin

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2012, 08:50:54 AM »
I OWE I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2012, 09:28:52 AM »
"If you love your motorcycle, let it go.
If it comes back to you, you just high-sided." -DragonValk
For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2012, 10:04:59 PM »
After you remove the 36 bolts from the access cover, you discover it was the wrong access cover.  After you replace the 36 bolts to the access cover, you discover you forgot the gasket.
For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2012, 09:20:50 AM »
Has your pussy had my whiskers today?-Me
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2012, 05:32:45 PM »
I heard about a bloke who put Harley stickers on his ST....
Of course, at fuel and lunch stops, inevitably some dude saunters over for a look and says "Wow! I've never seen that model of Harley before!"
John says, "Well, it's actually a custom I put together.. it has the best parts of the Honda ST and the best parts of the Harley."  "Really?
What parts are Harley?"  "The sticker," says John.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2012, 09:31:30 PM »
A good ride is one from which you get home safely.

A great ride is one where the bike does too.
 
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2012, 12:00:51 PM »
If you ride a motorcycle, you're eventually going to be killed on it. Your objective is to put that off long enough that you die of old age first.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2012, 02:26:35 PM »
The older I get, the faster I was  :rofl
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2012, 06:09:50 PM »
You know your getting old when you reach the top of the ladder only to find it leaning against the wrong wall!! :o
 
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2012, 06:22:02 PM »
Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity."
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2012, 09:10:52 PM »
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Alexei Sayle
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2012, 11:07:39 AM »
Oh so true, Allan. :bl11
 
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2012, 11:50:44 AM »
Far away is only far away if you don't go.
 
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2012, 02:32:22 PM »
When you're riding lead, don't spit
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice there is!!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2012, 02:34:10 PM »
Q:- What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? 
A:- An organ donor. 

(David Perry)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2012, 02:36:32 PM »
You only need two things when it comes to maintenance, WD40 and Gaffer Tape!

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40
If it does move and shouldn't, use the Gaffer Tape
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2012, 07:29:59 PM »
I only ride like this to piss you off  :spank
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2012, 07:32:58 PM »
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying  :p
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2012, 11:36:57 PM »
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2012, 08:05:24 AM »
Biggles.....................one has to wonder where you're pulling all these quotes out of!! >:()
There are many paths to the top of the mountain.....but we all need to find our own way!
 
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2012, 07:10:38 PM »
A bad ride is always better than a good walk! :bl11
I  had a bad ride one day, broken tib/fib and colar bone. 8 months off work, still having leg trouble. Shit I should of walked .can't even do that properly. Shit,shit again :|||| :cuss
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