The tale of the little red man.
One upon a time there was a little red man who lived in a little red house , on a little red street , in a little red city.
One little red morning the little red man awoke from his little red slumber , left his little red bed and went to take a little red shower - meanwhile outside the little red paperboy threw a little red newspaper expertly hitting the little red mans little red doorbell.
Hearing this the little red man left his little red shower to collect his little red newspaper. He opened his little red door and collected the little red newspaper - but alas!. The little red man had neglected his little red towel, and when he bent to pick up his little red newspaper accidentally exposed his little red ass.
A elderly woman neighbour of the little red man witnessed this display , screamed and proceeded to run out into traffic getting brutally killed in the process.
This was a tragedy for sure but she wasn't blameless - didn't her mother ever tell her not to cross the road whilst the little red man is flashing?.
