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« Reply #29450 on: April 17, 2021, 09:05:21 PM »
Trump made an effort to list certain areas as "no-fly" zones.
Looks like he missed Pence's head.



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« Reply #29451 on: April 17, 2021, 09:06:31 PM »
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« Reply #29453 on: April 17, 2021, 09:21:03 PM »
In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk.

But it sounded like junk.
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« Reply #29454 on: April 17, 2021, 09:23:30 PM »
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« Reply #29456 on: April 17, 2021, 09:49:48 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #29458 on: April 17, 2021, 10:02:28 PM »
Oh how tempting is that , you would have to give it a go just to see what would happen.
 
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« Reply #29459 on: April 18, 2021, 12:53:58 AM »
It takes more effort to order a pizza, than have a child.

Have you ever ordered a pizza by accident?
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« Reply #29460 on: April 18, 2021, 12:56:18 AM »
Iranians and Americans have one thing in common ...

They both hate the US government
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« Reply #29461 on: April 18, 2021, 12:57:54 AM »
"Push push...harder.. you can do it.. a little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife..

But despite her best efforts, the car still wouldn't start.
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« Reply #29462 on: April 18, 2021, 01:01:05 AM »
A man is sitting in a restaurant when suddenly a Leper enters and is seated at the booth directly across from the man. The two make brief eye contact, and in an effort not to appear rude, the man goes back to his meal.

Moments later, the man catches a glimpse of the Leper and, overcome with disgust, proceeds to vomit onto the floor. The Leper hurriedly walks over to the man and says “I am terribly sorry, I have Leprosy and my appearance can sometimes make others feel uneasy. I will leave.”

The man says “No, no, please stay. It isn’t your fault.”

The Leper sits back down.

When the bill arrives at the man’s table, he looks up and sees the Leper. He vomits again.

The Leper says: “Sir, I apologize for my appearance. I assure you I will not bother you anymore.”

“No. It isn’t your fault. Please stay, I was just leaving,” says the man.

As the man is collecting his things and preparing to leave, he catches one more sight of the Leper and vomits a third time.

“That’s it!” Says the Leper. “I will not allow you to be ill because of my appearance!”

“It‘s not your fault!” protests the man. “It’s that guy behind you! He keeps dipping his chips into your shoulder!”
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« Reply #29463 on: April 18, 2021, 01:05:25 AM »
Donald Trump's Hair and a thong are very similar.

They both barely cover the arsehole.
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« Reply #29464 on: April 18, 2021, 01:08:10 AM »
Found a sweet little thing walking the streets last night, so I offered her a ride home, got her some dinner, and got laid for my effort.

Still not sure whose dog this is, though...
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« Reply #29466 on: April 18, 2021, 01:18:21 AM »
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« Reply #29467 on: April 18, 2021, 01:30:59 AM »
Lucy was sitting on a park bench, when a beggar appeared out of nowhere and said to her, "Sweetheart, Ya wanna fool around?"

Lucy was furious and shouted, "How dare you say such a thing!"

The beggar commented, "Then what the hell are you sitting on my bed for?"

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« Reply #29468 on: April 18, 2021, 01:41:16 AM »
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« Reply #29469 on: April 18, 2021, 01:45:22 AM »
I would LOVE to do this! We have a cop in town who is absolutely OBSESSED with pulling people over.
Can't even scratch your ear while driving, without being stopped and accused of using a phone while driving!

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« Reply #29470 on: April 18, 2021, 02:11:14 AM »
... clearly explains the difference between Mass, Inertia, and Energy ...

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« Reply #29471 on: April 18, 2021, 05:04:22 AM »
The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing rule has led to some of their members being pushed off the edge.
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« Reply #29472 on: April 18, 2021, 05:26:58 AM »
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« Reply #29473 on: April 18, 2021, 05:27:39 AM »
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« Reply #29474 on: April 18, 2021, 05:29:37 AM »
Smart parking. (until the driver of the white car wants to leave)

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