A sickly patient went to his doctor's office where he underwent a complete physical exam.
The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have twelve months to live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an arrogant, aggressive, selfish bitch."
"How will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"It won't," said the doctor, "but it will sure SEEM that way."