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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40675 on: December 08, 2021, 07:29:41 AM »
Something strange happened to me this morning. I was walking my dog, when all of a sudden I heard a strange whooshing sound and out of nowhere a guy appeared on the side walk in front of me. He looked like he was in his twenties and was wearing really strange cloths. He was staring at a small technical device in his hands that was unlike anything I have ever seen. Then he looked up and realized that I was looking at him. With a mixture of fear and confusion he approached me.

"Excuse me, this might be a strange question, but could you please tell me what year it is?" he asked.

"Are you a time traveller?" I asked him back.

He nodded. "But please don’t tell anybody. I am in enough trouble as it is. This is my first solo trip and somehow I messed up the calculation for the temporal projection."

"Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me." I assured him. "And the year is 2021. I am sorry for you, that you arrived at such a bad point in time."

His face turned pale and his eyes filled with horror.

"Oh no. This is worse than I expected". His voice started to crack.

"2021, is this before or after the eruption of the Yellowstone Supervolcano?"
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« Reply #40676 on: December 08, 2021, 07:30:08 AM »
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« Reply #40677 on: December 08, 2021, 07:30:33 AM »
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« Reply #40678 on: December 08, 2021, 07:34:23 AM »
Teacher: "Who is the President of Iraq?"

Johnny: "I don't know, miss"

Teacher: "You need to focus more on your studies"

Johnny: "Please miss, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes?"

Johnny: "Do u know Angela?"

Teacher: "No, Why?"

Johnny: "You need to focus more on your husband!"
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« Reply #40679 on: December 08, 2021, 07:37:11 AM »
President Bush knew that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

He kept the receipts.
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« Reply #40680 on: December 08, 2021, 07:38:21 AM »
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« Reply #40681 on: December 08, 2021, 08:42:55 AM »
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« Reply #40682 on: December 08, 2021, 08:46:41 AM »
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« Reply #40683 on: December 08, 2021, 08:47:01 AM »
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« Reply #40684 on: December 08, 2021, 08:48:29 AM »
Movie theatres have dropped their ticket prices to $10, but are now charging $35 for popcorn.
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« Reply #40685 on: December 08, 2021, 08:49:09 AM »
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« Reply #40686 on: December 08, 2021, 08:49:52 AM »
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« Reply #40687 on: December 08, 2021, 09:14:01 AM »
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« Reply #40688 on: December 08, 2021, 09:14:27 AM »
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« Reply #40689 on: December 08, 2021, 09:19:39 AM »
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« Reply #40690 on: December 08, 2021, 09:19:58 AM »
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« Reply #40691 on: December 08, 2021, 10:21:42 AM »
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« Reply #40692 on: December 08, 2021, 10:26:39 AM »
Hmmm? Email states that my Com Bank account has been compromised?

Bit late, it happened 17 years ago, and I closed the account.
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« Reply #40693 on: December 08, 2021, 11:56:02 AM »
Met a guy down the street a short while ago, he has an ST1100.We chatted for around 15 minutes, and I passed on the website addy to him. Possibly another new member.
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« Reply #40694 on: December 08, 2021, 12:03:18 PM »
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« Reply #40697 on: December 08, 2021, 12:04:20 PM »
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« Reply #40698 on: December 08, 2021, 12:09:19 PM »
On the way to meet my blonde wife at a restaurant, I realized that I didn’t have my phone and immediately panicked. I needn’t have worried.
She saw my phone on the couch at home and brought it with her.
When she arrived, I checked my texts. There was only one, and it was from her:
“I’m on my way, and I have your phone.”
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« Reply #40699 on: December 08, 2021, 12:12:03 PM »
Breaking News:

Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea are to send a joint expeditionary force...
...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.
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