For those who think I am a little unfair about Harley, I did own a brand new 1969 FLH Electra Glide. Had it for 18 months, but only rode it for around 11 months, because the rest of the time it was in the dealers workshop awaiting parts. It broke down regularly.
A total lemon, a 'Friday' bike. (Assembled on a Friday, when workers were concentrating on the weekend ahead, not on their job.)
So, I have justification when I bag Harley.
When I sold it at a loss, and bought a Honda instead, my mates nicknamed me 'Scooter', which stuck to me for the next 40 plus years.