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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on June 06, 2012, 08:37:19 PM

Title: Thought for today
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 06, 2012, 08:37:19 PM
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even
know you left open.
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Couch on June 06, 2012, 09:54:17 PM
It does ONENUT...............and sometimes skeletons have a habit of doing likewise!  :crazy

Here's another one to think about!

Down the silent stairs of sleep, a ghost of memory fled,
unanounced yet unashamed, "remember me" it said,
I cried, "O God, this can't be so, I banished you..............long, long ago",
long long ago, the echo mocked...............but doors of dreams cannot be locked! :eek
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Smokeguy on June 06, 2012, 10:43:03 PM
My thought for the day was  Why the heck do i keep pushing on doors that say Pull ?

Yeah go on admit it you all bloody do it  :thumbs
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 08, 2012, 12:14:23 PM
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Whizz on June 08, 2012, 04:44:26 PM
Talking about pushing on doors; have you ever noticed that where there are double doors, only one will open, the other is locked, and the one that does open only goes in one direction?
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Biggles on June 08, 2012, 08:45:52 PM
Talking about pushing on doors; have you ever noticed that where there are double doors, only one will open, the other is locked, and the one that does open only goes in one direction?

and you always push on the locked one first, before pushing on the outward opening one, then thinking both are locked before pulling on the locked one and finally pulling the open one, as someone comes at it from the inside and nearly knocks you over...
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Smokeguy on June 09, 2012, 09:42:16 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 10, 2012, 11:55:34 AM
Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
Title: Re: Thought for today
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 11, 2012, 11:31:17 PM
If K-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?