Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3060342 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68429 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:08:10 AM »

"I've got something to tell you, but it's hard to say."

She said nervously "Go on."

I said. "David Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68430 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:09:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68431 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:10:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68432 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:26:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68433 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:42:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68434 on:** August 16, 2022, 10:13:09 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68435 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:17:30 AM »

Pirate Ship Captain: "Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?"

Crew: "I I captain!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68436 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:18:06 AM »

Drunk drivers run stop signs.

Stoned drivers stop, and wait for them to turn green

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68437 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:19:15 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68438 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:20:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68439 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:27:51 AM »

The wife just phoned me' "Three women in the office have received flowers today, and they are absolutely gorgeous!"

I said, "That's probably why they got the flowers !!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68440 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:45:34 AM »

26% of people on their deathbed tell a joke right before they die.

Not me. That's the last thing I'd ever do.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68441 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:05:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68442 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:06:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68443 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:07:08 PM »

NTRebel · « **Reply #68444 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:19:31 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 16, 2022, 11:45:34 AM

26% of people on their deathbed tell a joke right before they die.

Not me. That's the last thing I'd ever do.

Yeah you'll still be telling them from your grave.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68445 on:** August 16, 2022, 01:24:27 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #68449 on:** August 16, 2022, 01:36:00 PM »

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