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« Reply #68875 on: August 19, 2022, 07:01:10 PM »
Just got an email from Toll Roads Vic, claiming an unpaid fine for travelling through the Burnley Tunnel on 23rd July.at 12.38pm.  Looks official, but ....
.. at that time and date, we were sitting down to lunch at Lake Bolac RTE, more than 2 and a half hours away.
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« Reply #68882 on: August 19, 2022, 08:49:15 PM »
As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face.
I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.


“Milton,” I asked, puzzled, “how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?”


“I was in prison,” he answered. “You should know that—you were the one who sent me there.”


“That’s not possible,” I said. “I wasn’t even a judge then.”


“No, you weren’t the judge,” the defendant countered, smiling mischievously. “You were my lawyer.”
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« Reply #68892 on: August 19, 2022, 10:17:16 PM »
To get a conservative to admit that Trump is a criminal,

Describe one of his crimes, but get one detail wrong, then wait for them to correct you.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #68893 on: August 19, 2022, 10:19:01 PM »
Just got an email from Toll Roads Vic, claiming an unpaid fine for travelling through the Burnley Tunnel on 23rd July.at 12.38pm.  Looks official, but ....
.. at that time and date, we were sitting down to lunch at Lake Bolac RTE, more than 2 and a half hours away.
Kev. We are getting these hoax emails & texts up in Queensland
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« Reply #68894 on: August 19, 2022, 10:19:22 PM »
A Pom was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”

He replied, “No. Is that still required?”
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« Reply #68895 on: August 19, 2022, 10:20:25 PM »
 :thumb Same here, Leo. I just post them to make others aware.
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« Reply #68898 on: August 19, 2022, 10:30:46 PM »
Criminal suspect identification.

Police detective: 'What can you remember about your mugger?'

Victim: 'He was slim built, with dark hair and wore a cap.'

Police detective: 'Anything else you remember?'

Victim: 'He had a moustache, about 6 foot 2.'

Police detective: That's one hell of a moustache?
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« Reply #68899 on: August 19, 2022, 10:34:46 PM »
A frightened man came to the KGB. "My talking parrot has disappeared."

"That's not the kind of case we handle. Go to the criminal police."

"Excuse me, of course I know that I must go to them.
I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with anything the parrot says."
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