A man and his new bride walk out of the chapel after getting married.
He says, "I can't wait to get started on our honeymoon trip."
She looks around for the limo, but doesn't see one. She says, "Honey, where's the limo?"
He points to his Honda and says, "No darned limo for us, we're going on my ST."
She says, "I ain't riding on that thing!"
He says,"You sound just like my ex-wife."
She says, "You told me you haven't been married before."
He says, "That's right, I haven't."
