In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in their sleep in the fire.
A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya lived on the second floor, and they too, all perished in their beds.
Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died in their beds as well.
A white couple lived on the top floor. They were the only ones who survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television.
They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived.
The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The fire was at 11 am, and the reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."