I bought a new 1962 Harley Davidson FLH Electra Glide.
It was a total lemon.
For the 15 months I owned it, it spent 11 months in and out of the Harley workshop.
I sold it and bought a 1964 Honda..... at least I didn't have to tow it, or push it, or trailer it to get home.
The other Harley friends called it a Scooter, and I have had that nickname now for 50 years.