Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3064798 times)

« **Reply #11004 on:** February 10, 2019, 04:47:15 PM »

Society these days... even Dracula is too lazy to hunt.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11005 on:** February 10, 2019, 04:53:28 PM »

STeveo · « **Reply #11006 on:** February 10, 2019, 05:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 10, 2019, 04:31:57 PM

There used to be a nurse at the blood bank when I started donating in 1975 named Vilma, who got known as 'Vilma the Vampire" but she was really very nice to me.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11007 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:13:03 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #11008 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on January 29, 2019, 04:34:38 PM

Just posted this on facebook and they blocked it due to their anti-hate policy. Geez, considering half the stuff I post this is nothing.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11009 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:18:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11010 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:29:42 PM »

People who say they don't like horses have just never had one properly cooked.

Bodø · « **Reply #11011 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:32:43 PM »

I quite like basashi, and that's not cooked.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11012 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:36:09 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11013 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:51:00 PM »

Smart parking

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11014 on:** February 10, 2019, 07:53:22 PM »

Afro with a motorcycle.

(Kick starts) NIGGA NIGGA! - NIGGA NIGGA!

(Revs up) COON!, COOON, COOOOON!!

(Accelerates and changes gear) BLAAAACK! - BLAAAAAAAACK!

- BOOOOOONG! (Hits train at railway crossing)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11015 on:** February 10, 2019, 09:56:19 PM »

A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made.

- ATO has the rest.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11016 on:** February 11, 2019, 02:29:51 AM »

Bodø · « **Reply #11017 on:** February 11, 2019, 03:29:35 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 10, 2019, 09:56:19 PM

A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made.

I'm working towards my second billion dollars. I gave up on the first.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11018 on:** February 11, 2019, 03:42:25 AM »

First payday after 1966 decimalisation, I kept the first dollar note in my wallet ... took this pic just a minute ago.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11019 on:** February 11, 2019, 03:52:17 AM »

STeveo · « **Reply #11020 on:** February 11, 2019, 06:40:54 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 10, 2019, 07:29:42 PM

People who say they don't like horses have just never had one properly cooked.

An attractive young lady said to me "I love horses, don't you".
I replied that they were ok, but need garlic and lots of gravy. Funny thing, she never talked to me again.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11021 on:** February 11, 2019, 08:57:28 AM »

Revisit your youth of ringing doorbells and running away, by becoming a courier mail delivery driver.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11022 on:** February 11, 2019, 09:02:33 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11023 on:** February 11, 2019, 09:05:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11024 on:** February 11, 2019, 09:07:06 AM »

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