Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3062122 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11077 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:34:04 AM »

Fines like this are a good deterrent, I bet its the last ticket he will ever get?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11078 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:36:57 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11079 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:02:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11080 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:05:05 AM »

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11081 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:08:37 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11082 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:11:47 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11083 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:42:28 AM »

I promised my girlfriend that we would go to the mall tonight in a silver Mercedes.

A promise is a promise, right?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11084 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:57:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11085 on:** February 13, 2019, 10:01:32 AM »

Bodø · « **Reply #11086 on:** February 13, 2019, 10:01:56 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 13, 2019, 09:42:28 AM

I promised my girlfriend that we would go to the mall tonight in a silver Mercedes.

A promise is a promise, right?

There is a good chance I have driven that bus.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11087 on:** February 13, 2019, 05:46:26 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11088 on:** February 13, 2019, 05:56:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11089 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:33:04 PM »

My neighbour is confused.

He answered the door to a bible basher this afternoon, and mistook the knocker for the second coming of the Lord himself.

His words were "Jesus effing Christ! ... are you back again?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11090 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:38:30 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #11091 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:40:17 PM »

Deserves a thread of its own.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11092 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:42:47 PM »

LOTSA threads... also a needle wouldn't be out of the question?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11093 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:50:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11094 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:54:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11095 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:56:05 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11096 on:** February 13, 2019, 11:55:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11097 on:** February 14, 2019, 03:06:04 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11098 on:** February 14, 2019, 03:10:18 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11099 on:** February 14, 2019, 03:28:19 AM »

... and she whinges "Hey! ... You left the toilet seat up!"

Yer, riiiight!

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3062122 times)

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