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« Reply #11027 on: February 11, 2019, 07:31:00 PM »
Decided to get some seafood, tide is going out, a great time for crabbing.

The misses called "Where are you off to?"

I replied "I'm going to catch some crabs!"

Didn't have any luck, but when I returned she had packed all her gear and gone home to her mother, so the day wasn't a total waste.
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« Reply #11035 on: February 11, 2019, 08:19:24 PM »
I used this line on a local DH yesterday, walking around the supermaket with jeans sagging almost to his knees.

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« Reply #11038 on: February 11, 2019, 08:37:53 PM »
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« Reply #11039 on: February 11, 2019, 09:16:06 PM »
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« Reply #11042 on: February 11, 2019, 11:22:07 PM »
A luxury womens handkerchief. Less than a square foot of fabric. Retails between 9 and 15 dollars each.

Cut that same handkerchief into 9 triangles and the leftovers into strings, and you have 3 bikinis which retail between 15 and 130 dollars each for the same amount of fabric.

Explains why there are more bikini shops, than hanky shops.
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« Reply #11043 on: February 11, 2019, 11:38:35 PM »
... only 2 days until Valentines day....

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« Reply #11045 on: February 12, 2019, 01:55:39 AM »
Must be Chews day....

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« Reply #11046 on: February 12, 2019, 02:04:30 AM »
Doctor said that each piece of bacon I eat, shortens my life by nine minutes?

Based on his theory, I died in 1987.
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« Reply #11047 on: February 12, 2019, 03:23:28 AM »
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« Reply #11048 on: February 12, 2019, 04:05:25 AM »
Doctor said that each piece of bacon I eat, shortens my life by nine minutes?
Based on his theory, I died in 1987.

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« Reply #11049 on: February 12, 2019, 07:27:46 AM »
An Indian friend returned last Saturday from a trip to his hometown, Varanasi, in India.

He dropped by early this morning for a coffee, and while we were chatting about his trip, he said that a packet of ciggies in India costs A$2.55

One tenth of Australian price, given the way the govt here gouges taxes from smokers.

(Which is due to hike again, twice this year, and again next year)
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