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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23401 on:** November 25, 2020, 06:09:28 PM »

Guy said to a woman "Y'know, if I was 20 years younger...."

She replied "If you were 20 years younger, you'd still be my grandfathers age!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23402 on:** November 25, 2020, 06:18:25 PM »

Bloke to woman: "Had your bum patted and your boobs poked recently?"

She replied: "Had your eyes blackened and your nose broken recently?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23403 on:** November 25, 2020, 07:13:53 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23404 on:** November 25, 2020, 07:14:55 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23405 on:** November 25, 2020, 07:20:09 PM »

Still collecting a few $$$, with 5 days left for this month.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23406 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:01:51 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23407 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:02:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23408 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:02:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23409 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:38:36 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23410 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:07:22 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23411 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:02:57 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23412 on:** November 26, 2020, 01:56:23 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23413 on:** November 26, 2020, 01:56:56 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23414 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:03:23 AM »

My turkey won't eat.

I think he's stuffed.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23415 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:05:49 AM »

For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by a cat.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23416 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:07:38 AM »

Hailing taxis is far more unbelievable than raining cats and dogs.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23417 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:12:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23418 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:12:55 AM »

Two wine corks chatting ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23419 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:22:13 AM »

Covid effect

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23420 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:51:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23421 on:** November 26, 2020, 04:10:24 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23422 on:** November 26, 2020, 04:11:07 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23423 on:** November 26, 2020, 04:32:57 AM »

My new wife is allergic to my cat, so I am trying to rehome her.

She's good with kids, great in the kitchen, and loves cleaning.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #23424 on:** November 26, 2020, 04:42:08 AM »

I accidentally stepped on my cats tail....

she said "Me- OWWW!!"

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