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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #23450 on: November 26, 2020, 05:51:11 PM »
OK, it's official. In about 20 minutes, this thread is now five years old. Thanks, Brock.

Didn't quite make half a million views in five years, but should hit that figure within the next couple of weeks.

Thanks to everyone for their interest and support.
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« Reply #23451 on: November 26, 2020, 06:12:26 PM »
During World War II, my father often found himself stuck with KP duty. One day, convinced he could improve things, he told the head cook, “If you give me a paring knife, I could peel these potatoes faster.”
The cook turned slowly to my father and said, “Son, you’re in the Army. You have plenty of time.”
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« Reply #23452 on: November 26, 2020, 06:13:44 PM »
I'm a big fan of whiteboards.

 I find them quite re-markable.
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« Reply #23453 on: November 26, 2020, 06:15:14 PM »
If you interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle, chances are you'll hear some crosswords.
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« Reply #23454 on: November 26, 2020, 06:17:31 PM »
I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request.
The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her.
Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?”
“Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit rating.”
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« Reply #23455 on: November 26, 2020, 06:21:05 PM »
A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses.
But before paying, he set the two items aside and said, “I’ll be right back.”
He ran off, only to ­return a minute later with a second jug of wine and another bouquet of roses.
“Two girlfriends?” I asked.
“No,” he said. “Just one that's really pissed off at me.”
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« Reply #23456 on: November 26, 2020, 06:26:18 PM »
Scene: A sports store.
Customer:" Do you have jogging shorts?"
Staffer: "We have running shorts. How fast were you planning on going?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #23457 on: November 26, 2020, 06:59:29 PM »
OK, it's official. In about 20 minutes, this thread is now five years old. Thanks, Brock.

Didn't quite make half a million views in five years, but should hit that figure within the next couple of weeks.

Thanks to everyone for their interest and support.
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« Reply #23458 on: November 26, 2020, 10:30:27 PM »
I once visited this remote place in outback Queensland ...

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