A very elderly gentleman, mid ninety's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits along side her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says:
"So tell me ,do I come here often?"