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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11925 on: April 18, 2019, 07:22:27 AM »
Must be great to be in Politics?


Requirements.

Ability to tell bald-faced lies while keeping a straight face.

Make wild promises that will never be met. (Can be recycled closer to the next election date.)

Promise the People Everything, give them Nothing, and then TAX them for for it anyway.

Invent sources of funds that don't exist, to meet the promises that you will never initiate.
(Ensuring that it does not affect your non-contributary Super payout when you leave, retire, or get thrown out)

Travel widely, rapidly, to as many locations as possible for the last 6 weeks of the campaign,
using as many of the funds that were already promised for other causes, as possible.
This tactic also stings the opposing Party, preventing them from accessing the cash
for promises that they never intended to adopt, anyway.


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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11926 on: April 18, 2019, 09:29:51 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11927 on: April 18, 2019, 09:39:44 AM »
Just had a telemarketer call at 9.20 am

"Send your Mother some flowers for Easter - show your love, we can guarantee delivery on Saturday morning!"

I replied "I don't think she will appreciate them, we cremated her 12 years ago!"

He hung up.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11928 on: April 18, 2019, 09:42:21 AM »
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems that your dog choked on him!"

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« Reply #11929 on: April 18, 2019, 10:12:04 AM »
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« Reply #11938 on: April 18, 2019, 03:42:30 PM »
Halloween Payback.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11941 on: April 19, 2019, 05:31:21 AM »
Well, today is called Goof Ride Day, and I think that is unfair, as most of us are responsible riders. Just be aware that there are so many Goof Drivers out there, so if you are on the road this weekend, take extra care to avoid them.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11942 on: April 19, 2019, 06:52:32 AM »
Got errands to attend to in Angaston.  Currently breakfasting in Nuriootpa.  Haven't seen any goof drivers yet.
 
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« Reply #11943 on: April 19, 2019, 06:57:09 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11945 on: April 19, 2019, 12:03:15 PM »
What a difference a day makes.

Yesterday the supermarket and carpark were full, there was traffic everywhere and no available parking spaces available in the main street, and crowds of people loaded with bags of shopping covered the footpaths.

Today? ... a car drove past about 20 mins ago, the only other car I see on the street is a vacant cab on the rank, and todays foot traffic is limited to some bloke accompanied by his terrier walking towards the foreshore and a lonely kid on a skateboard.

Why is it that people are compelled to visit the supermarket and buy 5 weeks worth of groceries, just because there will be reduced trading hours for a holiday weekend?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11946 on: April 19, 2019, 12:26:25 PM »
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lonely kid on a skateboard.

Are you sure he was lonely, or was that simply "a lone kid on a skateboard". Big difference..   o:) o:)

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Why is it that people are compelled to visit the supermarket and buy 5 weeks worth of groceries, just because there will be reduced trading hours for a holiday weekend?

probly cos freeloaders will visit and eat 5 weeks of food in four days
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« Reply #11947 on: April 19, 2019, 12:30:11 PM »
I meant lonely, because if he had friends he wouldn't be alone.

Maybe the 'Supershop' was to cater for the expected freeloaders?  :grin
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« Reply #11949 on: April 19, 2019, 03:54:27 PM »
 :thumb Have a great weekend, mate.
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