At 4 am the desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets another call from the guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?"
"Same time as I said before - noon," replies the clerk.
6am he calls again, totally plastered. "What dime joo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service bring something to you?"
"Nah! ... you don't understannnnn ... I don't wanna get in, ah wanna get OUT!"