Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3023837 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40025 on:** November 25, 2021, 11:42:53 AM »

If politicians are able to talk crap non-stop, then why are they always so full of shit?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40026 on:** November 25, 2021, 12:08:04 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40027 on:** November 25, 2021, 12:09:37 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40028 on:** November 25, 2021, 12:31:42 PM »

What did Arney do??

NTRebel · « **Reply #40029 on:** November 25, 2021, 02:04:51 PM »

He came back.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40030 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:00:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40031 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:13:41 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40032 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:23:39 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40034 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:26:18 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40035 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:26:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40036 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:27:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40037 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:44:09 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40039 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:45:33 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40040 on:** November 25, 2021, 03:50:59 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40045 on:** November 25, 2021, 06:45:40 PM »

A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while the neighbour was on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.

As she was drifting off to sleep late that night she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs passionately locked together.

Despite her best attempts she was unable to separate them. She called the vet and explained the problem to him.

Annoyed, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it on the floor alongside the dogs. I will call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and you will be able to separate them.”

“Do you really think that will work?" she asked.

“Dammit YES!!! ... It just worked for me!”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40046 on:** November 25, 2021, 06:49:43 PM »

A man goes to the doctor because his eye has been bothering him
As soon as he walks in the doctor takes one look at him and says "You have eye cancer."

The man is shocked and asks the doctor, "You are able to diagnose someone with eye cancer by just taking one look at them?!"

And the doctor slowly replies, "I can sir."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40047 on:** November 25, 2021, 06:50:20 PM »

When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40048 on:** November 25, 2021, 06:56:49 PM »

Ladies, if he's willing to give you the Moon and the Stars....

You should be willing to sacrifice Uranus.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40049 on:** November 25, 2021, 06:58:54 PM »

People who say ‘I can hit my kids, because they’re MINE’ are literally the worst, most disgusting, short sighted, hell bound, selfish people on the planet.

We should all be able to smack your jerk kids!

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