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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40100 on: November 29, 2021, 01:20:19 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40101 on: November 29, 2021, 01:21:07 AM »
Ever since my covid vaccine I've been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed.

Glad to see there are no side-effects.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40102 on: November 29, 2021, 01:21:29 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40103 on: November 29, 2021, 01:32:03 AM »
61 spam bitcoin emails in my mail for the weekend. All from the same addy 'sfr.fr'
Thank heavens for junk filters.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40104 on: November 29, 2021, 01:38:45 AM »
A farmer owned a nice car which was being ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
After several weeks of fuming at his chickens for leaving scratches and small dents in the car, he decided to find a solution.

Coincidentally a salesperson came by his house, and offered a special spray which would coat the car in a special finish to protect it from chickens.
The farmer sprayed the coating, and placed a chicken on the bonnet.
To his pleasure the chicken was unable to make a single scratch with it's beak.
The sales person asked the farmer to leave a review about how he found the product.

He wrote just one word: "Impeccable"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40105 on: November 29, 2021, 01:53:15 AM »



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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40106 on: November 29, 2021, 02:08:48 AM »
Two men are roommates in a hospital. Because they are both weak from sickness, the men are unable to speak for weeks.

Finally, one man says to the other, “American.”



His roommate replies, “Canadian.”



Another week goes by and the first man says weakly, “Danny.”



The roommate can only reply, “Phil.”



Another week passes and the first man mutters to his roommate, “Cancer.”



His roommate replies back, “Virgo.”
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40107 on: November 29, 2021, 02:09:14 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40108 on: November 29, 2021, 02:09:40 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40109 on: November 29, 2021, 02:10:06 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40110 on: November 29, 2021, 08:49:38 AM »
John was unable to choose between two girls...
So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.

John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.

Gary: Then you should be with Edith.

John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...

Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.

John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!

Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
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« Reply #40111 on: November 29, 2021, 08:52:46 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40112 on: November 29, 2021, 09:09:41 AM »

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40113 on: November 29, 2021, 09:10:07 AM »

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« Reply #40114 on: November 29, 2021, 09:10:24 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40115 on: November 29, 2021, 09:23:42 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40116 on: November 29, 2021, 09:26:53 AM »
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement."

I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code."

After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40117 on: November 29, 2021, 09:28:27 AM »
What a stupid prompt?

"Windows was unable to establish a network connection"
"Would you like to go online to find further assistance?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40120 on: November 29, 2021, 10:31:37 AM »


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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40121 on: November 29, 2021, 10:32:31 AM »
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« Reply #40122 on: November 29, 2021, 10:39:30 AM »
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« Reply #40123 on: November 29, 2021, 12:32:07 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #40124 on: November 29, 2021, 12:42:38 PM »
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